東西 East-West

1. 什麽車不能駕？ MadagasCAR
2. 什麽花不是花？ CauliFLOWER
3. 什麽杯不裝水？ ButterCUP
4. 什麽釘子不能釘？ FingerNAILs
5. 什麽是北極熊？Since a polar compound is either ionic or has molecules with a large permanent dipole moment, therefore a POLAR BEAR is a bear that is ionic or has cells with a large permanent dipole moment
6. 猴子不喜歡什麽綫？Parallel lines 沒香蕉/相交 （intercepting points）
7. 什麽東西不歪也不斜（they are straight）？Absolute values (完全值/直: straight)
8. 什麽動物最狡猾？魚：魚片（騙）米粉
9. 沒眼睛的魚是什麽？FSH (without eye (i))
10. 沒眼睛的鹿是什麽？I have no idea (eye-deer)
11. Whisper someting soft and sweet into my ears... Magnolia ice-cream
12. 說三個字，會讓我有飄飄然的感覺 ... Go hang yourself
13. 金屬在演奏會的用途是什麽？指揮傢（conductor）
14. 最愛扮酷的英文字母 ...C (西裝褲/C裝酷)
15. 嬰兒看見空奶瓶會說什麽？OICURMT
16. Time flies like arrow, what does fruit fly like? Banana (Fruitflies like banana)