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facts of life When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not avaluable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily,it is a valuable plant.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. One good turn gets most of the blankets. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"? Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought wasH20 Was H2SO4. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y' becomes silent. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to everyword you say, talk in your sleep. |
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