Mathemajokes

• Engineer: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"
• Physicist: "It is 3.14159"
• Mathematician: "It is equal to pi"
• Nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"
• In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
• A SLICE OF PI:

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3.14159265358979

1640628620899

23172535940

881097566

5432664

09171

036

5

What does the little mermaid wear? -An Algebra

Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.

Noah's Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, "Go forth and multiply." Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" asks Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there," say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes; everybody is happy. Noah says, "So tell me how the trees helped." "Certainly," reply the snakes. "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."

Zero tells Eight: Nice belt

One tells seven: Nice cap

Six tells nine: Could you stop walking upside down?

Absolute silence = silence

Salary Theorem

The less you know, the more you make.

Proof:
Knowledge is Power.

2: Time is Money

Power = Work / Time

Knowledge = Power and Time = Money

It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Cat Theorem: A cat has nine tails.

Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.