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Poop, Faith & Grammar donthc most surely has defecating tendencies. The lot at home loved the poop list. There's a very similar one except that the poop has been baptised more amusingly. Much thanks for the political bovine rejoinder too. Here's more dung to tickle your noses:Shit & Religion Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit will soon be food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Atheism: What shit? Terrible English in Singapore I was at Somerset station yesterday after walking around aimlessly looking for my mother and sister (who had been happily emptying their wallets since 11am), and this caught my eye (managed to get it back, thankfully) ~  Pfft. I'd like to see someone refer the notices to the police, indeed. |
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