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Official business, very serious stuff By now I'm sure most of you whom regularly read the blog are well aware of the "zg" scourge that has infiltrated our lair with his imbecilic and deprived commentary on what is commonly known as the "tag board".As unofficial gamekeeper of said board, i do feel the need to give an official statement with regard to the zg monstrosity that is plaguing our very hallowed, electronic sanctum. Let me begin by first stating that this is obviously a very depraved and damaged mind that we are dealing with and we must tread carefully to avoid hurting his little "ego". This individual obviously finds a voyeuristic and very corrupted excitement or lust in leering at a woman's undergarments and may possibly stake out dark bushes, night-vision goggles in hand to witness what is, to him, a virtual orgy of titillation when he does happen to catch a glimpse of such a precious resource. Perhaps we must pity this poor individual for, not only does he have immeasurably and incomprehensibly low standards and gets his nether regions-a-turgid at the most mundane of objects, those may possibly, and most probably, be the only underwear he will have the grievous honour of witnessing for the rest of his life, short of raping some poor unsuspecting woman whom i sincerely hope will find the strength in her to knee said individual in the cojones. All in all, i do wish this individual the best of lucks in all his endeavors, be they explicit or illicit. We thank you for giving in your "two rupiah's" worth and hope you have a very nice day. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. On second thoughts, go ahead. |
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